NCIS Fanfiction
Summary for the first one: Tony tries to speak in languages.
Kate said something in smug. Tony was rusty in smug, but he thought it came out to approximately, “Men can’t resist movies with leather and guns. Also, your new hair gel makes you smell like a wet Labrador and your shoes aren’t as shiny as usual. I, on the other hand, look perfect. And I will never, ever sleep with you.”
He thought that was unfair. His shoes were just as shiny as hers.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Genre: Humour, Gen/ Angst, Dark
Status: Complete, one-shots
Warnings: Several, see the links. Spoilers.
Found in Translation, LJ (Humour, gen, Monty Python mentioned)
Companion pieces:
This is Not ( In which something goes wrong ) (dark, angry, character death, AU)
The End of the Road ( In which you can’t go home again ) (dark, pessimistic, character deaths, AU)
H’s opinion: Funny and cute. I mean the first one. The other two just broke my heart. Nice writing style.
Tags: Found in Translation, NCIS, The End of the Road, This is Not
